The Rich Rednecks' Earth Day Adventures

The Rich Redneck here. Just wanted to give everyone an update on how we spent Earth Day around here.
No holiday is complete around here without goin out scrapping. By that I mean goin out and getting scrap metal.We save the other kind of scrapping for latter on at the bar when we celebrate having a good day. I guess you could say we follow scrapping with scrapping.
We all got in our trucks early that day and headed for the local roadways. We wanted to get the good scrap before anyone else did. Our mission was to beatify the country side by ridding it of scrap metal and empty beer bottles.
Man does this country ever drink a lot of pop. We collected bags and bags of empty pop cans. Too bad we can't trade those in at the beer store!!
We got 4 or 5 mufflers out of the ditch. Bet there's a few people complaining about how noisy their neighbours car is.
Our best find was a matching washer and dryer we found on a dead end country road. You should see what we did with those. You see, we had a problem all winter with the snowplow knocking over the posts for our mailboxes. Well, just look at what we did, that's easier than me trying to explain it.

I don't think the flying snow will be knocking these down this winter!! As an added bonus anything , like a case of beer, that's too big to fit in the mailbox is just put into the dryer. Safe from the weather and no trip to the post office to pick it up. Anybody who wants to can now mail me a case of beer!
We got enough empties to get us a few cases of beer. This made the boys real happy. Now it was off to the scrap yard to trade our scrap for cash. But when we got to the junk yard they had this sign posted out front,

Wouldn't want to be marrying into that family. With the rest of the afternoon free the boys decided to do a little 4 wheelin and dirt bikin. The only problem was the trucks were full of scrap and we couldn't go to the junk yard today because they were closed for a wedding. So the boys had to do a little improvising. And improvise they did.
Ronny just put his dirt bike in the trunk of his car.

Jason just drove his 4 wheeler on to the roof of his car. Notice how the bumpers look a little like they're gonna fall off? To bad they're plastic.

Jimmy said he was just going to ride his cow over.

Jeb must have over heard how Jimmy was getting there because he showed up with a cow in the trunk of his car!! He's not the sharpest tool in the shed. The really scary thing is it looks like he's dome this before.

Lou couldn't quite get his 4-wheeler onto the roof of his car. Said something about not wanting to dent the roof.

Then there's Bubba. Always the show-off. He brought his 4-wheeler on steroids. That boy will put tractor tires on anything!!


You're probably wondering about our latest upgrade at the family compound is. Well the little woman has been wanting on of those high-rise condominiums for a while now. So we decided to build her one. Take a look.

Isn't it a beaut?! Sorry Justin we'll get you a new bedroom real soon!
Well that's about it for our Earth Day adventures.