The Rich Jerk Take Off

Today's Date
Somewhere in the world

I'm a rich jerk and I'm going to do nothing but insult you while you're at MY webpage. I do this because I can, and I'm filthy rich so who are you to stop me?? In fact, by the time you read this page you will buy my ebook because you'll want to be just like me - A JERK!! But a filthy rich jerk all the same.

I'm lazy and I don't like to work. Whoever said you have to work hard to get what you want out of life doesn't have a damn clue what they are talking about. They're just too stupid to take the easy way out.

If you buy my book I'll show you that even a loser like you can be a rich jerk too. You can read can't you?? I hope so. I also hope you can follow directions, because if you can't you'll still be a poor loser. If you don't follow the directions exactly you won't be entitled to a refund.

All you need is my book. You don't need some program by some guru who just wants to be famous. I'm not going to tell you my name because I don't crave attention. I also don't want the bully's who used to be me up in high school to know I've got money. I don't want them to come and mug me. I'm afraid of them.

Here's what some idiot's have to say about my book. In case you're lamer than I thought these are called testimonials loser.


This is totally awesome. We never thought this was possible. It was soooo easy!! Now all we do is hang out at the local ATM and collect our cash. Between the three of us we're raking in over $73,647,874.00 every day. Thanks namesless Rich Jerk, we couldn't have done it without you're awesome book.

Now I'm the coolest cat on the block! Like my new shades. Thanks to the Rich Jerk I don't mind paying $50,000.00 for these dollar store shades. When you're pulling in over 2 million a year who cares about money!!

Thanks to the Rich Jerk I could afford to get the nose job I've always wanted, along with the rest of the plastic surgery it took to be this beautiful. Don't you think I look hot?? I owe it all to the Rich Jerk.

Thanks Rich Jerk. Now I can buy all the cool threads I want. Like the cool housecoat I'm wearing in this picture. This is my latest business suit. I only work, if you can call it that, about an hour a day. On a slow day I make $73,756.00. Not bad for a little guy.

Do you like my pretty red bow? I only smoke the finest, most expensive Cuban cigars now that I can afford them. Do you like my gun? I got it because the bullies who beat me up in high school are finally gonna get what's coming to them!! Thanks Rich Jerk. None of this would have been possible without you.


Since I found the Rich Jerk I'm making so much money all I do is lie around in my favorite custom built chair and count my money. When I'm not sleeping of course.

I made $6,687.38 in just my first 2 hours following the Rich Jerks book. Not bad for a dumb rock eh? Thanks Rich Jerk who ever you are.

I now have more money than I know what to do with. Who says you can't enjoy life as a vegetable? Thanks Rich Jerk.

Hey you, ya, you. The secrets out. Buy the Rich Jerk's book and you too can be an obnoxious Rich Jerk too. Don't tell anybody you heard it from me or else! I'll send the puppy with the gun after you. I used to be a bully in high school. Maybe I used to beat up the Rich Jerk.

I'm just so happy. Now I'm swimming with an upper crust school. Thanks Rich Jerk.

Earnings Disclaimer:
All earnings are accurate to the best of our knowledge. If the above testimonials contain any lies we have no knowledge of it. What they say sounded good to us so we printed it. Whether or not you actually earn any money is totally dependent upon you, your intelligence, your education, your maturity, your I.Q., your devotion, your dedication and the kitchen sink. That about covers it so we won't have to refund any money if you are lacking in any of the above.

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